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Computer-related jokes...

New postby Hell's Angel » 20 Feb 2009 23:33

Well.. Since this is a computer related forum, shouldn't the jokes also computer related?? :shock: Well, i'm collecting some computer related jokes here, anyone got a good one to share with?? Here's one i have.. a little bit x-rated but not too really..


This is a story about life..

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way."

"So why not today? Please!"

"OK, but listen carefully."

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad

finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too

late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus."


Very cold indeed.. maybe it's just a cold joke.. any better one?? :cool:
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New postby Dante » 21 Feb 2009 14:07

As a matter of fact, I have some saved over the years..... here's one :-


Top 10 reasons computers must be male:

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter
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New postby Hell's Angel » 07 Mar 2009 19:48

Dante wrote:As a matter of fact, I have some saved over the years..... here's one :-


Top 10 reasons computers must be male:

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter



Hrm... not quite agree somehow.. I think computer should be a female instead, because..

1. It's call "mother"board..

2. It's made full of female port (To be plug in, not plug to other stuff, hehehe.. Example like USB port, monitor socket, power socket, ram slot, sound jack port, PCI slot and other stuff, all are ready to be plug instead to plug to others.. :grin:

3. It attract lots of Male to use it compare to female..

4. It follows your orders, taking orders and less ordering you(well, maybe..)

5. It sure knows how to entertain you..

6. And.. according to your ideal here of number 9, 8, 7, 6, 4, and 1, are actually pointing the fact a computer should be a female wo? haha....
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New postby Dante » 07 Mar 2009 20:55

Here's another one (looks like I am only the joker here.... :joker: ):-

A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together. Suddenly the right rear tire punctures, and the car rolls to a stop. Our three heroes come out to investigate.

The salesman announces sadly, "Time to buy a new car!"

Says the hardware engineer, "Well, first let's try swapping the front and rear tires, and see if that fixes it."

Replies the software engineer, "Now, let's just try driving the car again, and maybe the problem will go away by itself."

(Sadly, thats what I always get from my EDP support guy :twisted: )
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New postby BlueyKch » 31 Mar 2009 11:02

HAHAHAHA! That's a good one.

It's so true too! Try some of our local help centers (no need to mention names, you all know liau)? Exactly the answers you'll get.
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Re: Computer-related jokes...

New postby denny1 » 17 Jan 2011 20:01

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
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Re: Computer-related jokes...

New postby tarawhite » 15 Jul 2011 15:31

"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you."

Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."
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